The Rise of the Proletariat Sauces is at Hand

For far too long the consumer class has bowed before the throne of corporate greed. Toiling away in feudalism, our thirst for freedom has been systematically replaces with the manufactured desires of our masters.

We stood by as airlines showed ever more disdain for our business.

We were complicit as the medical and insurance industries attacked the very health of the nation.

We remained silent as technical support was outsourced to unintelligible foreigners reciting a script.

The line, however, must be drawn when our corporate lords begin to strip us of our right to enjoy the literal fruits of our labor. The time has come to take a stand against discrimination on the basis of taste preference. We will not be told that our Golden Fries are not worthy of complimentary barbeque sauce.

In a shameless act of greed, the McDonald’s Corporation has imposed a moratorium on complimentary barbeque sauce with the purchase of a meal that does not include a chicken-based item. Instead, those of use that prefer the satisfaction that can only come from a Double Quarter Pounder are punished for our preference with a surcharge of 33¢ on “non-approved” condiments. This blatant act of palate discrimination must not be allowed to stand in an open and free society. We refuse to sit in the back of the flavor bus, while the McNugget men ride in the front, where the seats are clean and barbeque sauce plentiful.

We ask your support in our fight to restore the right of flavor to all meals.